Vingnettes

Chicago. All About my 21 year old grandma lyfe. Brunch Enthusiast. I would tell you more about who I am, but that's a work in progress situation.

    "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake."
    Ernest Hemingway (via feellng)

      poopflow:

      Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

          An artist from Oakland, California collects trash and makes tiny mobile homes for the homeless.

          did-you-kno:

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            chromeofficial:

            chromeofficial:

            chromeofficial:

            what do u call a backstabbing grocer

            traitor joe

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              shaxaphone:

              cute things to call your girlfriend:

              1. sugar 
              2. honey 
              3. flour 
              4. egg 
              5. 1/2lb butter 
              6. stir 
              7. pour into pan 
              8. preheat to 375°

                tawnks:

                blastortoise:

                blastortoise:

                My dick is pi inches long

                This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

                no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

                  cravings:

                  if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

                  (Source: cravings)

                    latenightseth:

                    Laverne Cox on her brother being cast on Orange is the New Black

                    Watch Laverne Cox’s full interview now!

                    (Source: jasonnywithnochance)

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